Institute for Dessert Realism: “Scoop vs Emotional Weather”

{
  "inputs": " Illustration of a serious-looking scientist (Professor Elaine Mirth) in a lab coat presenting a wall chart. The chart shows neat small scoops under “Calm,” growing to an entire tub under “Just circling back” email. Add a pointer stick, a lectern, and comedic academic details: a pie chart titled “Portion Control: Myth,” and a clipboard stamped “Peer Reviewed.”"
}