Downing Street unveils “Lasagna Preparedness Strategy”

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    "prompt": " Satirical illustration of a mock government press briefing: a lectern with a crest-like emblem featuring a pasta sheet and whisk, a spokesperson in a suit pointing at a large presentation board reading “National Lasagna Preparedness Strategy.” On the board: diagrams of a “90-day béchamel reserve,” “emergency pasta sheets,” and a bold slogan “SEE IT BUBBLE, DO NOT PANIC.” Background hints of Westminster press room (microphones, journalists, cameras).  "
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