Cone vs cup: identity politics, but dessert

{
  "inputs": " Split-screen style photo or illustration: left side shows a confident “cone advocate” holding a cone triumphantly; right side shows a “cup loyalist” holding a cup and spoon with relief. In the middle, the cone side has a drip running down a hand and a scoop fallen near a shoe to undercut the bravado. Keep it comedic but not messy-gross; just one dropped scoop."
}