“Academics split: ancient code or printer breakdown”

“Academics split: ancient code or printer breakdown”
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration of two rival scholars in a university office: one wearing an artsy scarf pointing at a whiteboard covered in repeated motifs like “a^╪” and rectangles-within-rectangles; the other holding a dot-matrix printer output that’s spitting corrupted characters; shelves of books labelled “Semiotics,” “Encoding,” “Grant Applications”; add a small sticky note on a laptop: “Please, I have a mortgage.”"
  }
}

Used in "Nation Gripped By “Absolutely Not A Cry For Help” After Citizen Submits 400-Character Keyboard Sneeze To The Internet"