“The Blast Ripple” in the House of Commons

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration in satirical editorial style: inside the UK House of Commons chamber, a frazzled backbench MP has just dropped a clipboard and papers are exploding outward like confetti across the green carpet. Visible scattered “policy fragments” are literal word-slips reading: “privacy,” “encryption,” “firewall,” “unregulated,” “whereas states,” etc. Several suited aides are on hands and knees gathering them up. Include a clearly readable evidence bag label on a large brown paper bag: “IMPORTANT: DO NOT MIX WITH SANTA.” Perspective slightly wide-angle to capture the chaos, with MPs looking startled and a microphone on a desk squealing (suggested by wavy lines)."
  }
}