Toaster wearing crown projecting demands

Toaster wearing crown projecting demands
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "smug chrome toaster with tiny jeweled crown perched crookedly on its slots, projecting a shimmering holographic scroll reading 'BOW BEFORE THE BROWNING' onto a suburban kitchen wall, crumbs arranged in ceremonial patterns at its base"
  }
}

Used in "BREAKING: Local Toaster Declares War on Carb-Based Existence, Demands Sole Right to Judge Toast Doneness"