Speedrunner’s “0.03 ms” life-optimization setup

Speedrunner’s “0.03 ms” life-optimization setup
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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration (news-cartoon style) of a cramped bedroom turned into a pseudo-laboratory: a streamer at a desk with a game controller, chair on stacked shims labeled in millimeters, a wall-mounted spreadsheet printout titled “Bowel Schedule v4,” a door with an exaggerated “low-friction custom hinge,” and a black cat on a metronome-like perch meowing on beat (shown with tiny musical notes and a “FRAME-PERFECT” label). Add visual gags: shaved eyebrows, a caliper measuring controller thumb travel, and a trophy/leaderboard on a monitor that reads “Discord Server Only.”  "
  }
}

Used in "Experts Confirm Reality Has Entered Its “Patch Notes” Era, Promptly Nerfing April and Buffing Femboys"