Officials unveil “x 3” at a baffling press conference

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    "prompt": " Photo of a government-style press conference in a bland civic hall. At center is a podium with a huge minimalist banner reading “x 3” in oversized black lettering on white. Behind it stand two giant illuminated freestanding X shapes, while a third X is half-unpacked in bubble wrap by a stagehand in the background. A suited spokesperson gestures earnestly as if explaining a serious national policy. Audience members sit in neat rows looking politely confused. Lighting should feel official and slightly drab, like a treasury announcement, with the absurdity coming from the oversized X branding."
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