Lasagna as currency by 2027

Lasagna as currency by 2027
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    "prompt": " Comedic illustration of a street-side black-market barter: someone in a trench coat opens it to reveal neatly wrapped lasagna slices like contraband. Another person offers batteries and gives compliments on a notepad. Visual “exchange rates” on a chalkboard: “Corner piece = 2 pints,” “Middle slice = childcare,” “Crispy top = no questions.” Urban UK night setting, playful noir lighting.  "
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Used in "Nation Braces for Lasagna as Scientists Confirm It Is “Structurally a Building,” “Emotionally a Blanket,” and “Legally a Casserole”"