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Minister Sir Benjamin Plrumb announces gravity’s replacement while “sitting standing” on a chair that is also a small pony

Photo or highly realistic illustration set outside/inside a Westminster press briefing room: a ministerial figure in a slightly rumpled suit, ceremonial tie, and earnest expression, posed ambiguously half-sitting/half-standing atop a wooden chair whose legs blend into the body of a small pony (a pony-chair hybrid). A lectern with government crest, microphones, and a backdrop reading “Committee-Based Downward (CBD)” in neat type. The minister holds a clipboard stamped “Form 88‑G” while trying to look statesmanlike.