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Moderators trained in “hostage negotiation”

Illustration of an online forum “war room” where three exhausted moderators sit at desks with headsets, surrounded by flip charts that read “DE-ESCALATION,” “KINDERGARTEN RULES,” and “POLYMER FACTS.” One mod holds a children’s picture book titled “Colors Are Not Performance.” On screens: rapidly scrolling posts with orange/green avatars; add a comedic “Report Queue: 9,999+” counter.