Absurd trait therapy carnival booth

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "A carnival-style 'Trait Reconciliation Booth' with absurd services: 'Lifetimes Counseling $5', 'Derive Therapy $10', 'Borrow Checker Mediation $20', 'Free Lifetime Extensions (void where prohibited)', run by a raccoon in a tiny suit"
  }
}