Gabe the seraph holds a cloudside press conference “reserved for formal disappointments”

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo/illustration: a press podium set on a dense, flat-topped cloud platform with a “PRESS” placard, surrounded by floating microphones on stands. Gabe is a tall, androgynous seraph with multiple subtle wings (not horror—elegant), glowing like a corporate HR rep: neat hair, calm smile, clipboard radiating faint light. Background: signage reading “Cloud 9B — Formal Disappointments,” with a roped-off area and a few seated angels taking notes like journalists."
  }
}