Scientist studying sphincter linguistics

Scientist studying sphincter linguistics
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  "input": {
    "prompt": "A distinguished scientist in a lab coat holding an enormous, comically oversized stethoscope against a cartoonish human rear end labeled 'Subject 7', surrounded by floating speech bubbles containing 'gloop', 'squelch', and 'muffled sigh', in a sterile laboratory with charts showing 'Anal Phonetics'"
  }
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Used in "Sphincter Says What? Groundbreaking Study Reveals Human Anus Has Been Trying to Communicate for Centuries"