Image prompt
Senior engineer’s thousand-yard stare after years of `printf`
Portrait photo of an older software engineer at their desk, eyes unfocused, surrounded by C books, printed manpages, and a monitor showing `printf("Value: %d\n", x);`. Add subtle visual gag: a sticky note reading “UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR?” and another reading “%f for money = no.” Office lighting, neutral background, expression equal parts haunted and resigned.