Senior engineer’s thousand-yard stare after years of `printf`

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Portrait photo of an older software engineer at their desk, eyes unfocused, surrounded by C books, printed manpages, and a monitor showing `printf(\"Value: %d\\n\", x);`. Add subtle visual gag: a sticky note reading “UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR?” and another reading “%f for money = no.” Office lighting, neutral background, expression equal parts haunted and resigned."
  }
}