Dignified talking sphincter giving a speech

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "A cartoonish, dignified human sphincter wearing tiny spectacles and a bowtie, speaking into a vintage microphone, with speech bubbles reading 'Excuuuuse me?', 'Pass the prune juice', and 'This is UNACCEPTABLE', against a backdrop of floating toilet paper rolls"
  }
}