“A rumour with legs” becomes “a situation with shoes”

“A rumour with legs” becomes “a situation with shoes”
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration in The Wibble’s satirical style: an abstract, humanless “rumour” depicted as a scribbly speech-bubble shape with stick-legs, now wearing shiny formal shoes and standing confidently in the centre of a quiet suburban street at dawn. The lighting suggests early morning; neighbours’ curtains twitch; the tone is absurd but ominously plausible."
  }
}

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