Heaven nails “Declaration of Celestial Autonomy” to the Pearly Gates

Heaven nails “Declaration of Celestial Autonomy” to the Pearly Gates
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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration (satirical, luminous style): towering ornate golden Pearly Gates floating in the upper atmosphere above a curved blue Earth, with a small cherub in a tidy messenger outfit finishing nailing an embossed, shimmering parchment titled “The Declaration of Celestial Autonomy.” The scene should echo a historical declaration being posted (like a formal public notice) but with soft divine light rays, faint halo glows, and a slightly awkward “breakup announcement” vibe. Include a few onlooking angels with polite, final expressions; the parchment edges glow, and the nails look comically official."
  }
}

Used in "Heaven Declares Independence From Earth, Citing “Irreconcilable Differences” In Historic Celestial Split"