MPs “fly up into the ceiling normally” during the silent minute
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"prompt": " Illustration in a satirical newspaper-cartoon style of the House of Commons chamber mid–moment of silence: MPs in suits and ties drifting upward in slow-motion, some politely holding papers as if this is routine, a few feet from the ornate green benches. One MP is lightly bumping a coffered ceiling panel; another is adjusting spectacles while rising. A bewildered clerk at the table is still writing in Hansard. Lighting should feel like official parliamentary coverage, but the physics is wrong in a deadpan way."
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