The overworked intern and the cursed spreadsheet

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration of a frazzled intern at a cramped desk at 2 a.m., surrounded by clipboards, sticky notes, energy drink cans, and a laptop displaying an enormous spreadsheet titled “GLOBAL TIER LIST – FINAL (v73).xlsx.” The spreadsheet cells are color-coded F–S; include tiny notes like “plus 3 bots (2014)” in a margin. Comedy detail: a pop-up ad window hovering over the spreadsheet (“CONGRATS! YOU’RE OUR 1,000,000th VOTER!”)."
  }
}