“Decentralised in spirit” server room under a desk that used to be a mantel

“Decentralised in spirit” server room under a desk that used to be a mantel
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    "prompt": " Illustration: a surreal cutaway of an office where a heavy wooden desk sits above a hidden hatch revealing a cramped “highly secure server room.” The desk has an old mantelpiece shape, hinting it “used to be a mantel.” Inside the hatch: a small server rack, a blinking firewall device, a ceramic catfish statuette placed like a talisman, and a polite sign on the hatch reading “DO NOT ENTER SOMEWHAT.” Make it feel absurdly low-tech for something “national,” with cables neatly tied and a single hanging bulb."
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