“Carrot: A Root With Receipts” press conference

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration (or staged photo) of Professor Elaine Boffin at a lectern in a small academic hall. The lectern is humorously carved from pale parsnip-like wood but decorated with a subtle carrot motif (orange inlays). Behind her: a banner reading “Carrot: A Root With Receipts” in serif academic typography. Audience includes a chef in whites with arms folded and two mildly judgmental grandmothers with handbags, one raising an eyebrow. Tone: official, slightly absurd."
  }
}