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Spreadsheet classified as “weather”

Close-up photo of a laptop showing an intentionally overcomplicated spreadsheet with conditional formatting that resembles a meteorological heatmap (greens/yellows/reds), column headers like “Shininess Value,” “Equip Speed After Unlock,” “Insisted ‘Don’t Care About Cosmetics’ (Y/N).” Add a “CLASSIFIED: WEATHER” stamp graphic on a printed page beside the laptop, plus a calculator and a half-empty energy drink.