Martian timeshare investor with “This Is Legally A Volcano”

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo of a disappointed would-be investor (adult man, casual clothes, slightly rumpled) holding a laminated certificate that reads “THIS IS LEGALLY A VOLCANO” with a clip-art silhouette of Olympus Mons. He stands at a folding table in a tacky expo hall or strip-mall seminar room with a banner in the background like “MARS DEEDS & CRATER OWNERSHIP.” Add a second prop: a brochure promising “Walking Distance to Base” with a tiny fine-print disclaimer."
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