City Hall tries to make it a record (and gets shut down)

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    "prompt": " Satirical illustration of a small municipal office: a city clerk at a counter with a rubber stamp and a form titled “Fastest Personal Epiphany Achieved In A Licensed Venue.” Nearby, a coworker or resident gently gestures “no,” and a little sign on the wall reads “Civic Moments Committee.” Tone: bureaucratic silliness, not mean-spirited; the punchline is the paperwork, not the identity."
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