The béchamel vs ricotta culture-war standoff

The béchamel vs ricotta culture-war standoff
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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Street-scene photo or illustration of a community hall debate: two groups facing off behind folding tables with placards “TEAM BÉCHAMEL” and “TEAM RICOTTA.” Include an exasperated moderator and a neutral “crispy-corner-only” person seated calmly with a small plate of browned corner piece. One protester mid-throw with a “garlic bread baton” (a long slice of garlic bread) frozen in motion for comedic tension.  "
  }
}

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