“Local man in Croydon claims he can translate it”

“Local man in Croydon claims he can translate it”
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo-style portrait of “Darren, 41” on a typical Croydon high street backdrop (generic shops, bus stop, overcast sky), wearing a conference-style lanyard; he holds a printed sheet filled with the glyph string and squints at it thoughtfully; capture the moment of confidence collapsing into confusion; ensure the printout is legible enough to read as “nonsense symbols” without copying full strings verbatim."
  }
}

Used in "Nation Gripped By “Absolutely Not A Cry For Help” After Citizen Submits 400-Character Keyboard Sneeze To The Internet"