Department for Culture, Media and Plotlines issues guidance

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration of a mock government press briefing: a podium with a crest reading “Department for Culture, Media and Plotlines,” a stern spokesperson, and behind them a large public-advisory poster listing: “Maintain a steady pace of reading,” “Avoid heavy machinery while turning pages,” “Remain vigilant for sudden shifts in genre.” In the foreground, journalists raise hands while one frantically flips through a book with tabs and highlighter."
  }
}