Lifestyle spread: decorating with “quiet panic”

Lifestyle spread: decorating with “quiet panic”
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo of a living room staged to feel like “waiting area of a poorly managed bureaucracy.” Key props: a stack of unopened mail on a side table, harsh overhead lighting plus one anxious-looking desk lamp (“accent lighting that implies unfinished business”), bland seating, a take-a-number dispenser on a shelf, and throw pillows embroidered with “WE TRIED.” Color palette: grays, blacks, sickly beige. Composition like a real lifestyle magazine interior shot—wide, tidy-but-stressful."
  }
}

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