“Look… it’s… wearing… a hat.”

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Close-up photo/illustration of an ordinary orange traffic cone in a car park with a tiny novelty hat perched on top (bowler or party hat), shot deadpan like evidence. Background slightly out of focus with faint silhouettes of laughing people and an ambulance to tie it to the emergency callout.  "
  }
}