Staring into the fridge for six minutes

Staring into the fridge for six minutes
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo of a person (gender-neutral presentation, late 20s–40s) standing in a modest London kitchen, fridge door open, cool light illuminating their blank, slightly overwhelmed expression. They’re holding nothing, just frozen mid-task. Background details: magnets, half-used condiments, milk visible on a shelf, a clock on the wall implying time passing. Composition emphasizes stillness and mild despair-comedy; no brand logos prominent."
  }
}

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