Ribbon-cutting that feels like a wartime address

Ribbon-cutting that feels like a wartime address
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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photojournalistic image at the entrance of the new “Kush Arena Food Court” during the opening ceremony. A fictional leader, Jone Adwen (middle-aged woman, severe posture, dark blazer, hair tightly tied back) stands at a podium with multiple microphones, mid-speech, not smiling. A ribbon and oversized ceremonial scissors sit unused on a small table beside her. Behind her: a bright, modern food-court entrance with signage, queue barriers, and the glow of vendor menus. Foreground: attendees in casual clothes holding trays (pretzels, soda cups) look alarmed and confused, several craning their necks toward the sky. Lighting: overcast daylight; mood: ominous-meets-absurd."
  }
}

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