The Pizza Paradox, diagrammed

The Pizza Paradox, diagrammed
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration in clean, humorous editorial style: a round pepperoni pizza inside an open square cardboard box, cut into eight triangular slices, with one slice folded into a greasy crescent. Add simple geometry labels (Circle / Square / Triangle / “Crescent-ish Fold”) and small arrows showing the transformation. Neutral background, light shading, comedic but tidy."
  }
}

Used in "Scientists Baffled as Humanity Continues to Buy Round Food, Store It in Squares, and Eat It as Triangles"