Spreadsheet having an emotional breakdown

Spreadsheet having an emotional breakdown
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "A weeping spreadsheet with cartoon eyes, hugging a coffee mug labeled 'Existential Dread', data cells showing '42' and 'why tho?'"
  }
}

Used in "How to Craft AI Content So Terrible, Humans Will Claim Authorship (and Demand Royalties)"