Overly complex sexuality chart

Overly complex sexuality chart
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "chaotic flowchart on a chalkboard titled 'Sexuality Spectrum 2.0' with arrows pointing to labels like 'Romantic with Wi-Fi Signals' and 'Asexual but Loves Avocados', drawn in neon chalk by a squirrel in a lab coat"
  }
}

Used in "Lunar Sovereignty Declared; Earth's Gravity Now Classified as "Emotional Baggage""