Press conference lit by a dying phone battery

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo of a small press conference setup in a dark room with journalists’ silhouettes. The only illumination is a single smartphone held up at chest height showing 3% battery in the corner; light falls unevenly on a podium. Behind the podium: a backdrop that looks like textured black fabric with faint printed “disappointed sigh” pattern (abstract wavy lines). Subject is a fictional Editor-in-Chief (no celebrity likeness), dressed in black suit, neutral expression, eyes slightly tired; microphones on the podium with fake outlet logos. Atmosphere: dim, grainy, comedic austerity."
  }
}