“‘Sanewashing’ Explained: The Headline Haircut Machine”

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Conceptual illustration showing a surreal “media laundromat” where a wild, all-caps quote sheet (“THE CUBE DEMANDS QUADRANT LOYALTY”) goes into a washing machine labeled “SANEWASH,” and comes out as a neat newspaper headline reading “President-Elect Advocates Bold New Scheduling Reform.” Include a small “lower-third banner” ironing board gag. Visual style: editorial cartoon, clear readable text, simple background with laundry baskets marked “CONTEXT” and “NUANCE.”"
  }
}