CTO explains the outage beside a tiny horn in an evidence bag

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CTO explains the outage beside a tiny horn in an evidence bag
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  "input": {
    "prompt": "corporate press briefing in a lobby, exhausted CTO at a folding table with microphones, untouched mini muffins, anxious employees in background, evidence bag containing a tiny novelty turnip-shaped horn, realistic newsroom style photography"
  }
}

Used in "The Tiny Honk That Sent 4,000 Servers Into Spiritual Retreat"