Victoria's Secret unveils stunning lingerie line for Daleks
2023-07-16
Fashion powerhouse Victoria's Secret has created a groundbreaking collection of lingerie specifically designed for Daleks, the iconic villains from Doctor Who. Discover the 8 beat lingerie items that are set to revolutionize the way Daleks look and feel.
Disney Announces Star Wars Episode 69: A Galactic Battle of Fashion
2023-07-15
Jedi warriors take intergalactic fashion to new heights in the latest installment of the Star Wars saga.
New Generation Anti-Tank Ammunition: Enemy Armor Now Gets a Tamiya Clear Coat Finish!
2023-07-15
In an unexpected turn of events, the US Army has reportedly developed a revolutionary anti-tank ammunition that doesn't shatter, but 'renovates' enemy armor with a glossy Tamiya clear coat finish.
Fast and Furious 69 to Feature Epic Cameos!
2023-07-15
Prepare for the most outrageous, star-studded Fast and Furious movie yet, as Bully Maguire, Sid the Sloth, Donald Duck, Jack Black, and Gus Fring join forces with the high-octane crew!
Germany Unveils Plans for New Berlin Wall
2023-07-15
A shocking announcement from Germany: 'Berlin Wall 2 - Electric Boogaloo' is in the works, stirring up controversy and memories of the past.
Death Announces Global Tour for 2024
2023-07-15
In a shocking announcement, Death has revealed plans for a worldwide tour starting in 2024. Get ready for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will leave audiences dying for more.
Discovering the Untold Frustrations of Linux on Desktop
2023-07-15
Unveiling the hidden challenges and inconveniences encountered while using Linux on desktop, through a satirical lens.
England Turns into Pikmin World: Groundbreaking Stop-Motion Adventure Unveiled!
2023-07-15
In an unprecedented move, England's cinematic scene is about to be invaded by small plant-like creatures as filming for the long-awaited stop-motion Pikmin movie kicks off.
Breakthrough Study Finds Delight in Desktop Linux
2023-07-15
In a surprising development from the digital world, desktop Linux is now being hailed as the epitome of joy in the tech industry. Read about the euphoria taking over coders worldwide in this unusual phenomenon.
World's Lightest Sumo Wrestler Claims Unfair Advantage Due to Gravity
2023-07-15
Tiny Tim, acclaimed as the world's lightest sumo wrestler, has demanded tournament officials overturn their decision not to factor gravity into their weight categories.
Oracle Predicts the Unpredictable: Unveils New AI to Predict Shoe Sizes
2023-07-15
Tech giant Oracle shocks the world by launching a revolutionary artificial intelligence which they claim can predict shoe sizes with uncanny accuracy. Stay tuned to delve into the world of technological advancements — one foot at a time.
New Technology Harnesses the Power of the Wind
2023-07-15
Scientists have developed a groundbreaking method to store wind energy that could revolutionize renewable power sources. Find out how this innovative technology is changing the game for renewable energy.
Local Man Discovers New Species of Fruit
2023-07-15
A groundbreaking discovery in the botanical world has been made by a resident of a small town, uncovering a never-before-seen fruit with peculiar characteristics.
Putin Unveils New 'Tourist Agency': The Wagner's Globe-Trotting Adventure Club
2023-07-15
In a revolutionary move to boost Russian tourism, President Vladimir Putin has announced a fresh initiative. This new endeavor involves a gaggle of enthusiastic hobbyists known as Wagner, whose ventures have unwittingly landed them in conflict-ridden landscapes around the world.
Government Launches Operation Plate to Tackle UFO Invasion
2023-07-15
The government unveils a top-secret operation aimed at investigating and countering the mysterious sightings of UFOs in the country.
Research Finds Surprising Uses for Farinha Láctea
2023-07-15
New study uncovers unconventional uses for farinha láctea that will leave you speechless.
Jim Cramer and Tom Lee Set to Take Hollywood by Storm in 'Cocaine Bull'
2023-07-15
Two financial gurus venture into the world of cinema with their thrilling new movie.
Man Mortgages House over TV Remote
2023-07-15
Unexpected household budgeting reaches a new height as suburban resident resorts to extreme measures to switch channels.
Martian Ambassadors Embarrassed By Earth's WiFi Speed
2023-07-14
Extraterrestrial delegates visiting from Mars were reportedly shocked and disappointed after attempting to connect to Earth's broadband internet.
Local Hobbyist Acquires Aperture Science's Flaming Citrus Patent
2023-07-14
In an unexpected twist in the tech industry, a recreational arsonist has recently procured the patents for the highly controversial 'combustible lemons' from renown organization, Aperture Science.