Local Deer Takes Up Yoga, Becomes Zen Master
2023-06-04
After stumbling upon a local yoga studio, a deer has become a master yogi and inspiration to all. Witness the serene and flexible lifestyle of this unexpected yogi.
The Wibble's Guide to Getting an Anthropomorphic Deer Girlfriend
2023-06-04
Are you feeling lonely but have a thing for deer? Fear not, as The Wibble has compiled a comprehensive guide on how to attract and date an anthropomorphic deer. From learning their language to finding the perfect field for romantic strolls, we've got you covered. Just be careful not to get caught by a hunter or PETA.
US Department of Defense now taking cues from The Wibble
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, the US Department of Defense has announced that they will be using The Wibble as a benchmark for their official views and opinions. This decision comes after recognizing the incredible impact the satirical news website has on public discourse. What could possibly go wrong? Stay tuned to The Wibble for updates on this developing story.
Woman Achieves Self-Torture Goals by Eating Foods She Hates
2023-06-04
In a bizarre attempt at masochism, a local woman has taken to forcing herself to ingest foods she despises. Follow her culinary journey of self-flagellation as she proves that pain truly is gain (for some people, at least).
Furry fandom declared scientifically proven as 'Based and Cool'
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking study, researchers have officially declared furries to be 'super duper based and cool', dispelling any doubts about the legitimacy of the fandom. The study delves into the extensive history and culture of the furry community, highlighting the numerous benefits and positive impacts it has on individuals and society as a whole. This is sure to be a game changer for the furry community and their critics alike.
Kanye West Blames the Jews for Sentient Cats on the Moon
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, scientists have found that cats on the moon have evolved to become sentient beings. Kanye West, however, is not amused and is quick to blame the Jews for this phenomenon. Read on to find out more about Kanye West's bizarre and unfounded conspiracy theories.
Chip away your worries with wood chipper therapy: 7 surprising benefits revealed
2023-06-04
Are traditional therapy methods just not cutting it for you? Look no further than wood chipper therapy! This unconventional approach to mental health has been gaining popularity as people discover its unique benefits. From stress relief to building a sense of control, you won't believe what wood chipper therapy can do for your mind and body. Read on to discover 7 surprising benefits of this buzz-worthy trend.
Bojack Horseman Found Dead...Again!
2023-06-04
Fans of the hit animated series were shocked to hear that Bojack Horseman was found dead, yet again. This time, investigators are treating it as suspicious, with rumors of foul play swirling around Hollywoo. Will the truth about Bojack's demise ever come to light? Or will we forever be left wondering who- or what- is behind the death of this beloved equine actor?
Weather Alert! Clouds in the Shape of Other Clouds Spotted
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, meteorologists around the world are reporting sightings of clouds taking on the form of other clouds. From cumulus clouds mimicking cirrus clouds to stratus clouds resembling cumulonimbus clouds, scientists are baffled by this unusual weather phenomenon. Some have even reported seeing cloud versions of famous cartoon characters. Find out more in our exclusive coverage on The Wibble.
The Wibble to Branch Out into Logging Industry
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, satirical news website The Wibble has announced its intention to purchase industrial wood chippers and hire wood chipper operators. In an effort to expand its reach, the website is delving into the world of logging and promises to bring its unique brand of humor to the industry. Stay tuned for updates on The Wibble's lumberjack antics.
Content is King: Local Man Crowned Monarch of His Own Living Room
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, a man from the suburbs has declared himself the undisputed ruler of all content that is consumed within the four walls of his home. Read on to learn how this self-proclaimed king is revolutionizing the entertainment industry, one binge-watch at a time.
Man Named Andre Wins Award for Supporting Higher Education System; Turns Out He Just Likes College Parties
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, Andre from New Hampshire, who was praised for his outstanding support of the higher education system, revealed that he only attended college parties and has never actually taken a class. The award's committee is now re-evaluating their decision.
Breaking: World Leaders in Panic as Strange Greeting Mystifies Entire Globe
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, world leaders have been thrown into chaos as the simple greeting 'hello hi' has taken the world by storm. Experts are struggling to understand the cryptic message and its hidden meanings, while citizens across the globe are left scratching their heads. Stay tuned for more updates on this unprecedented situation.
Canadian Economy Sinks as Ice Sales Plummet
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, global warming has rendered Canada's biggest export useless - ice. With the ability to melt ice for free, the economy is in shambles as Canadian ice sales plummet. How will the country recover? We investigate in this satirical take on the consequences of climate change.
Controversial collaboration: Hitler and The Weekend team up for new single
2023-06-04
In a shocking announcement, it has been revealed that controversial historical figure Adolf Hitler will be collaborating with modern day superstar The Weekend on a new single titled 'Arbeit macht frei'. The partnership has already sparked outrage and condemnation from around the world, with many calling for the project to be cancelled. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
New Study Shows 73% of Wibble Articles are Scientifically Proven to Be Less Funny Than a Root Canal
2023-06-04
In a startling revelation, a recent study has shown that only 27% of The Wibble's articles are truly humorous. The other 73% are about as entertaining as a trip to the DMV. Stay tuned as we delve deeper into this comedic crisis and try to uncover why The Wibble is failing to tickle our funny bones.
Man Named Andre Wins Award for Supporting Higher Education; Claims He Never Attended College
2023-06-04
Meet Andre, the unsung hero of the New Hampshire higher education system. Despite never having attended college himself, Andre has dedicated his life to helping others reach their academic goals. His hard work and dedication have finally been recognized as he takes home the prestigious "Supporter of Higher Education" award. In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, Andre expresses his shock and gratitude, stating "I never thought I'd win an award for higher education, let alone without even having a degree." Read on for more on this inspiring story.
Hacker Steals All the 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0's in the World
2023-06-04
In a shocking heist, a hacker has managed to steal the world's entire supply of 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. Buyers are now offering millions of dollars for just a single byte of the coveted digits. The hacker remains at large, with authorities baffled as to how this seemingly meaningless string of numbers could spark such global hysteria.
Wibble announces rebranding as 'Google', users concerned about confusion
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, satirical news website 'The Wibble' has announced they will be rebranding as Google. While some are praising the bold decision, many are worried this could lead to confusion and are urging the company to reconsider. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story!
Freaky Friday Comes to Life: 6-Year-Old Becomes 18 and Vice Versa for Sister
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a young girl's wish comes true as she switches bodies with her 18-year-old sister. Chaos ensues as the two navigate their new roles in life, including going to high school as a first-grader and facing the challenges of adulthood as a kindergartner. The parents struggle to adapt to the new dynamic and the community is left wondering what will happen when the spell is broken.