Local woman devastated to discover she is incredibly loved
2023-06-05
Tina, a woman from a small town, was shocked to learn that she is loved by almost everyone in her community. In an exclusive interview, she shared her distress about being the subject of so much affection. 'It's just overwhelming,' she said. Read on to find out how Tina copes with this unexpected popularity.
Lewis Hamilton Announces 'Racing for Racists' Campaign, Proudly Declares His Racism Against White People
2023-06-05
Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton causes uproar with his recent comments, claiming that it's acceptable for people of color to be racist against white people and announcing his new 'Racing for Racists' initiative. Many are calling for Hamilton to clarify his stance and apologize for promoting discrimination.
Local man invents revolutionary sleeping invention, calls it a bed
2023-06-05
Stefan has revolutionized the way we sleep with his groundbreaking invention, the `bed`. No longer must we suffer on mere mattresses on the floor, Stefan's creation provides both comfort and elevation. Critics are calling it a gamechanger in the bedding industry. Find out how Stefan came up with this ingenious idea and where you can get your own `bed` in our exclusive interview with the inventor himself.
Local Genius Stefan Invents Revolutionary Bed That Makes Itself
2023-06-05
Stefan, a local inventor and self-proclaimed 'lazy guy,' has created a bed that makes itself. The prototype is equipped with sensors that detect when someone gets out of bed, triggering a series of mechanical movements that result in a neatly made bed. Stefan's invention is being hailed as a breakthrough in the world of sleep technology, and skeptics are eagerly awaiting the chance to try it out for themselves. If successful, Stefan's bed could revolutionize the way the world thinks about making the bed in the morning - or not thinking about it at all!
Lewis Hamilton's new campaign: 'Racing for Racism Against White People'
2023-06-05
In a shocking announcement, Lewis Hamilton's new campaign encourages racism against white people. Is this his idea of fighting racism or just a misguided attempt at activism?
Breaking News: Stefan Goes to Bed!
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, local man Stefan has reportedly decided to call it a night and head to bed. Our sources on the scene report that Stefan made this decision after a grueling day of work and a hearty dinner. Stay tuned for updates on whether he will be using one or two pillows tonight.
Friedrich Merz Shocked to Discover He's Actually a Billionaire
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, prominent German politician Friedrich Merz has discovered that he is not, in fact, a member of the middle class. Through some deep soul-searching and a quick glance at his bank account, Mr. Merz has come to the realization that he is actually a billionaire. We can only imagine how this revelation will impact his political plans going forward.
Lewis Hamilton Announces 'Racing for Racists' Campaign: Proud to be Racist Against White People
2023-06-05
In a shocking admission, Formula One champion Lewis Hamilton has declared his pride to be racist against white people and has launched a new campaign to celebrate it. Known for his activism against racism, the sports star explains his perspective and the goals of his controversial movement.
Lewis Hamilton Reveals Startling New Career Plan as Professional Controversialist
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton has announced that he is leaving motorsports to become a full-time proponent of controversial opinions. Hamilton's first act as a professional controversialist was admitting that he is 'proudly racist' against white people. Don't miss out on The Wibble's in-depth coverage of Hamilton's new career trajectory.
Lewis Hamilton proud to be a misunderstood 'racist'
2023-06-05
Formula One champion Lewis Hamilton has stirred up controversy by revealing that he considers himself a proud racist, but not in the sense most people think. Hamilton claims that he is 'racist towards everyone' and enjoys discriminating equally based on race, gender, nationality, and even shoe size. The world is left scratching its head at Hamilton's bizarre confession - is he misunderstood, or just trying to salvage his reputation after a string of public relations disasters?
Controversial new study reveals surprising health benefits of using the 'N-word'
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking study, researchers found that using the 'N-word' can actually improve cardiovascular health and boost the immune system. Despite the outcry from social justice activists, the study's authors argue that the benefits outweigh any potential harm caused by the word's historical context. Stay tuned for updates on the controversial findings.
Max Verstappen Claims Racism as Part of his Heritage
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Dutch race car driver Max Verstappen has come forward proudly proclaiming his racism as a part of his cultural background. Fans and sponsors alike are left wondering how this admission will affect his career moving forward. Stay tuned for updates.
New Study Reveals Surprising Intelligence Gap Between Nice White People and N-Word That Shall Not Be Named
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking scientific study, researchers have found that individuals who use racial slurs not only exhibit lower intelligence, but also have significantly smaller brains. The study has caused controversy, with some arguing that it's just common sense.
Exclusive: Study Finds That Pee Pee Poo Poo May Actually Be the Key to World Peace
2023-06-05
Researchers have discovered that the act of saying 'pee pee poo poo' releases endorphins that promote feelings of joy and relaxation. Could this be the secret to ending all conflicts and achieving global harmony? Our investigative team digs deeper.
Researchers shocked to discover that AI-generated text is actually written by a horde of squirrels
2023-06-05
A groundbreaking new study has revealed the shocking truth behind AI-generated text. Contrary to popular belief, the text is not generated by sophisticated algorithms or powerful supercomputers. Instead, it is actually written by a massive network of squirrels, who have been secretly toiling away behind the scenes for years.
Own A Lib Foundation introduces new innovative solution for student loan debt
2023-06-05
Are you a liberal arts major drowning in student loan debt? Own A Lib Foundation has got you covered with their new indentured servitude program. Work off your loans while gaining valuable work experience in fields like coffee brewing and artisanal bread-making. So sign up today and start your journey towards financial freedom... slowly but surely.
Netherrealm Studios Abandons Mortal Kombat, Announces Immortal Friendship Instead
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, Netherrealm Studios has announced that they are abandoning their popular Mortal Kombat franchise and instead focusing on a new game called Immortal Friendship. The game will feature all of the iconic characters from Mortal Kombat, but instead of fighting to the death, they will be engaging in friendly interactions. Fans are skeptical about the new direction, but Netherrealm Studios seems confident that this change will be for the better. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
Max Verstappen: The F1 Wonder Kid with the Mind of a 5-Year-Old
2023-06-05
Experts reveal that Max Verstappen's sole talent is racing, with the rest of his intellect being that of a kindergartner. Has the F1 world been duped by a child prodigy? Find out in our exclusive investigative report on The Wibble.
HBO viewers disappointed to find out new content warning only applies to shows without nudity
2023-06-05
HBO has finally listened to its critics and introduced content warnings for its shows. However, viewers were left disappointed to discover that the warnings only apply to shows that don't contain nudity. We spoke to some avid HBO fans who expressed their frustration at the new policy, and even came up with some alternate warning labels that HBO should consider.
Gibichad replaces Gigachad as new ideal man
2023-06-05
After years of aspiring to have the traits of a Gigachad, society has shifted its focus onto a new standard of masculinity - the Gibichad. Find out what makes a Gibichad and whether or not you qualify to be one in our latest report.