Kilochad Enthusiasts Left Disappointed as World Continues to Not Care
2023-06-05
Despite their best efforts, the dedicated group of kilochad fans have found themselves unable to generate any interest in their beloved pastime. In a world full of more pressing concerns, it seems that nobody has time for kilochads. The group has even tried marketing campaigns and social media stunts, but to no avail. Will the kilochad enthusiasts ever gain the recognition they deserve? Only time will tell.
Nation in uproar as public urination is legalized and private urination outlawed
2023-06-05
The Wibble reports on the latest ridiculous decision made by our government: public urination is no longer a crime, but if you try to relieve yourself in the privacy of your own bathroom, you could be facing hefty fines and even jail time. Interview with a confused citizen who asks, 'But where am I supposed to pee now?'
Max Headroom Incident Reveals Surprising Twist
2023-06-05
After years of speculation, the true details of the infamous Max Headroom Incident have finally been uncovered. But the revelations are not what anyone expected. Read on to discover the bizarre twist in this bizarre saga.
The Ultimate Ranking of Single Digit Numbers by Their Ordinal Value
2023-06-05
Find out which single digit number is truly the best based on their ordinal value. Will it be number one or will a surprising contender take the top spot? Discover the hilarious results of this ranking on The Wibble!
StarCraft Players Protest Lack of Vespene Gas, Threaten to Switch to Fortnite
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, StarCraft players across the world have joined forces to protest the lack of Vespene gas in their games. They claim that without this essential resource, they are unable to build units and compete. Some have even threatened to switch to the much-maligned Fortnite. Blizzard, the makers of StarCraft, has yet to respond to the protests.
Max Headroom Returns to Promote Social Distancing
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, digital media icon Max Headroom has come out of retirement to deliver an important message about social distancing. With his trademark stutter and glitchy presence, Max encourages viewers to keep their distance and stay safe during these uncertain times. Will his message make a difference, or will people just be distracted by his shiny bald head? Only time will tell.
Max Verstappen Revealed as The Stig: Top Gear Cover-Up Exposed!
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that Max Verstappen, Formula One racing driver, was actually The Stig all along. This discovery exposes a cover-up by Top Gear, who falsely led us to believe that The Stig was a mysterious and unknown driver. Fans are left wondering what other lies the show has told us over the years.
The Ultimate Ranking of Single-Digit Numbers by Their Numerical Hierarchy
2023-06-05
In a world where numbers reign supreme, we have taken it upon ourselves to rank the top 10 single-digit numbers based on their numerical hierarchy. From the lowly 1 to the powerful 9, find out where your favorite single-digit number falls on our list. Hint: it's probably not as high as you think.
Haribo's Latest Concoction: Sweet-Slurps
2023-06-05
Haribo has announced their latest venture into the beverage industry with the release of their fizzy and alcoholic drink line called Sweet-Slurps. Get ready to suck on some candy and chase it with a sugary buzz! Who needs a boring old mixed drink when you can have a Sweet-Slurp?
FIA Announces New Racing Series 'Formula Max' Featuring Only Clones of Max Verstappen
2023-06-05
In a shocking move, the FIA has decided to replace Formula 1 with a new racing series called 'Formula Max', featuring only clones of Max Verstappen. The FIA claims that no one else can compete with the Dutch driver, so they decided to clone him for an entire racing series. Stay tuned for more information on this bizarre new venture.
Max Verstappen already crowned 2023 F1 champion after lapping entire grid 50 times in one race
2023-06-05
Max Verstappen has already secured the title of 2023 F1 champion after a single race, where he lapped the entire grid an astounding 50 times. Other drivers have reportedly resigned themselves to fighting for second place for the rest of the season. Is this a sign of Verstappen's dominance or simply a glitch in the Matrix? The Wibble investigates.
Charles Leclerc Throws in the Towel After One Race Against Speedy Verstappen
2023-06-05
The Ferrari driver's dreams of winning the F1 championship have been dashed after facing off against the lightning-fast Max Verstappen. Is this the end of Leclerc's racing career? Or will he bounce back from this early defeat?
Ferrari Driver Charles Leclerc Throws in the Towel After Losing First Race of the Season
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, young hotshot Charles Leclerc has reportedly given up on his dreams of winning the championship after a disappointing performance in the season opener. Will this spell the end of his career? Find out more in our latest article on The Wibble.
Cancel Culture Blamed on Lack of Noise Cancelling Headphones
2023-06-05
A new editorial argues that cancel culture only exists because some people can't afford to block out the noise of controversy with high-end headphones. Is this the real reason behind cancel culture or just another excuse for bad behavior?
Poo Storm Brewing: Sanitation Workers Refuse to Work Overtime
2023-06-05
Sanitation workers in the city are causing a stink by refusing to work overtime, citing an overwhelming amount of poo on the streets. The city is in chaos, as residents are forced to navigate a minefield of feces and garbage on their daily commutes. Will the city find a way to clean up this mess? Or is a poo storm brewing that will leave everyone in deep sh*t?
Scientists Discover Most Masculine Being Ever
2023-06-05
Scientists claim to have discovered the most macho creature to ever exist, with biceps bigger than most adult humans and a beard so thick, it's practically a nest for falcons. Find out more about this incredibly manly specimen and why some men are feeling a little insecure about their own masculinity.
BREAKING NEWS: Great Demiurge reveals universe is a prank
2023-06-05
In a stunning revelation, the Great Demiurge has announced that the entire universe is merely a sophisticated prank designed to mock human consciousness. Are we all just players in a cosmic joke? Read on to find out more about this mind-bending announcement.
Lost in Translation: An American's Attempt to Learn Basic Aragonese Words
2023-06-05
In a hilarious tale of miscommunications, an American traveler tries to navigate the streets of Aragonia armed only with a list of basic Aragonese words. From ordering food to asking for directions, the language barrier proves to be a formidable challenge. Join us in laughing at the inevitable mispronunciations and misunderstandings in this satirical adventure.
Lost in Translation: The Hilarious History of Aragonese Language
2023-06-05
Discover the bizarre and ridiculous origins of the Aragonese language as we trace its history through time and space. From obscure dialects to questionable pronunciations, get ready to laugh your way through the linguistic mishaps that make Aragonese so unique!
The Yaran Revolution: A Battle Between Opposing Forces or a Misunderstanding?
2023-06-05
As the Yaran Revolution heats up, the forces on both sides are fighting tooth and nail for victory. But are they really fighting for what they believe in, or is this just a case of miscommunication gone wrong? In this hilarious article, we delve into the absurdity of this battle and question whether it's even worth fighting for.