Controversial Study Reveals: Germs Fighting Germs
2023-09-08
A groundbreaking study suggests that the key to defeating germs may lie within germs themselves. Stay tuned for the shocking details!
Dental Floss under the Sea: The Rise of Shark Dentistry
2023-09-08
Discover the fascinating world of shark dentistry and the uproar it's causing in Northern New England.
Elon Musk Launches Revolutionary Dental Implants: The Future of Dentistry?
2023-09-08
Tech entrepreneur Elon Musk introduces a groundbreaking dental implant that could disrupt the traditional dentistry industry, offering affordable options for tooth replacement.
Disney Implements Controversial Policy Banning Kids After 5 PM
2023-09-08
Parents and children alike are in shock as Disney World announces a shocking new rule that bars children under 15 from entering the park after 5 PM. Find out how this unprecedented decision is causing chaos and wreaking havoc on family vacations.
Man Eats World's Oldest Twinkie, Claims It Tastes Fresh
2023-09-08
A man named Quinn recently ate a Twinkie that was discovered in an abandoned warehouse, with a best buy sell date of June 1936. Find out why he insists that it tasted as fresh as if he had bought it today.
Ann Landers' Bizarre Life Advice Leaves Critics Scratching Their Heads
2023-09-08
The renowned advice columnist Ann Landers shocks readers with her unusual and perplexing guidance on life's dilemmas.
Egyptian Tomb Discovered in Unexpected Place, Leaving Experts Baffled
2023-09-08
Archaeologists are scratching their heads after a rarely-seen Egyptian tomb is unearthed in the most unlikely location: Poughkeepsie, New York.
Man's Desperate Attempt to Trade Family for Fritos Corn Chips Goes Viral
2023-09-08
A man's bizarre social media post sparks a wave of reactions as he tries to trade his wife and children for a bag of Fritos Corn chips.
Colorful Crimes: Crayons Declared Ineffective in Jail Cells
2023-09-08
Last night, crayons failed to serve their purpose for those who found themselves in police custody. Find out why these colorful tools couldn't keep up with the demands of jail life.
Southern Scotland's Wild Mushrooms: A Tasty Delicacy or a Mutant Menace?
2023-09-08
Discover the shocking link between wild mushrooms grown in southern Scotland and a group of flesh-eating diseases caused by mutation.
Attorney Claims Auto Accident Victims Won't Win Compensation
2023-09-08
A prominent attorney reveals a shocking truth about auto accident compensation.
The Unseen Victim of Hurricane Idalia: Elsewhere
2023-09-08
Often overlooked during the fallout of major cataclysms, the ‘elsewhere’ region suffers some of the harshest after-effects, as was the case in Hurricane Idalia.
The Internet's Most Mouthwatering Chicken Parmesan Recipe Has Everyone Drooling
2023-09-08
Prepare yourself for culinary bliss as food bloggers everywhere go wild over a mind-blowing chicken Parmesan recipe that will have you craving Italian cuisine like never before.
A Cinematic Disaster: 'Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator' Resurfaces in Troma Studios' Collection
2023-09-08
Welcome to the depths of cinematic despair as Troma Studios plucks 'Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator' out from obscurity. Directed by the incomparable Don Nardo, this trashy film will make you question the existence of good taste. Prepare yourself for an unparalleled display of cinematic incompetence.
Scientists Reveal Santa Claus' True MBTI Type
2023-09-08
Researchers have finally uncovered the hidden personality type of everyone's favorite gift-giving icon.
The Troubles of Growing Up: A Lesson from Crescent Rolls
2023-09-08
Discover why growing up can be as challenging as trying to work with crescent rolls, and how it can turn us into unexpected snowcone machines.
Mysterious Talking Statue Leaves Visitors Puzzled in Fort Wayne Cemetery
2023-09-08
A statue in a cemetery in Fort Wayne, Indiana has been speaking to visitors, leaving them puzzled and afraid.
Hustling: The Key to Success and Immortality
2023-09-08
Learn how embracing the hustle mentality can not only lead to success but also pave the way to eternal life.
Atheist's Near Death Revelation: The Afterlife of Barber Shops and Taco Bell
2023-09-08
When Joshua Flink, an adamant non-believer, faced a near-death experience, he claims he glimpsed an afterlife that revolved around a peculiar combination of strip malls featuring barbershops and Taco Bell restaurants.
From Darkness to Deliciousness: Chipotle's Burrito Bowl Restores Sight
2023-09-08
Prepare to be amazed as a blind woman's vision is restored after a savory Chipotle burrito bowl. Doctors speechless at the unexpected outcome.