Traumatized Clippy Found On Jinpa's Laptop
2023-06-11
Clippy, the Microsoft AI office assistant on Jinpa's laptop, has stopped cooperating with law enforcement after becoming too traumatized to continue sorting through the horrific content.
Cow Start Moo-tiny, Demands Better Hay
2023-06-11
In a surprising turn of events, a group of cows has staged a 'moo-tiny', demanding higher quality hay and more pasture time. Will farmers meet their demands or is this just udder nonsense?
Experts Stunned as Man Asks if 'It' is Working
2023-06-11
A recent incident left experts in awe as a man posed an unusual question about 'it'. What could have prompted such a bizarre inquiry? Find out in our latest report.
Exclusive! Wobble into the Best Pictures of The Wibble
2023-06-11
Get ready to be wobbled as we take you through the most hilarious and bizarre pictures featured on The Wibble.
Local Man Achieves Ultimate Cream Biscuit Experience
2023-06-11
One man's quest for the perfect cream biscuit leads to a powerful realization. Find out how he achieved the impossible
Breaking News: Man Forced to Use Memory for Login Credentials
2023-06-11
In a shocking turn of events, local man John Smith is reportedly struggling to log into his online accounts after being forced to remember his own login credentials. Experts say this may be a new form of torture, as most people have become accustomed to relying on autofill and password managers. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Brawndo Sales Skyrocket as Idiocracy Becomes Reality
2023-06-11
According to recent reports, Brawndo sales have surpassed all other beverages combined. Coincidentally, this comes just as the world seems to be heading towards the dystopian future depicted in the movie Idiocracy. Is Brawndo the drink of choice for the world's newfound love of all things stupid?
Nation Shocked as New Airbender Master the Art of the Stinky Fart
2023-06-11
Reports of a new airbender with the unique ability to control and weaponize farts has left the nation both amazed and disgusted. The smell may be unbearable, but this breaking wind bender is not to be underestimated.
80s Unabomber sighted in city park
2023-06-11
Eyewitness claims notorious domestic terrorist still alive and kicking in local park
Apple Announces Revolutionary New Product for Its 'Stupid' Customers
2023-06-11
In a bold move, Apple has acknowledged what everyone already knew - it thinks its customers are stupid, and it's providing them with a product to match. The announcement has raised eyebrows and laughter in equal measure, but what does this mean for the future of the tech giant? Read on to find out!
Car's extended warranty reminds owner of their mortality
2023-06-11
A mundane reminder turns into a morbid realization for car owner
Netflix announces new Spectreman reboot
2023-06-11
Fans of the classic Japanese superhero will be thrilled to learn of Netflix's plan for a modern version of Spectreman
Exclusive interview with Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat: his secret ice cream recipe revealed
2023-06-11
We met with the iconic fighter Sub-Zero to discuss his culinary skills and learn about his favorite frozen treat. Little did we know he had a surprise in store for us...
Local Man Disappointed to Find Homer Simpson Is Not Real Person
2023-06-11
A local man's childhood dream of meeting Homer Simpson has been shattered after making a shocking discovery.
Scientists Develop New Exercise Routine Inspired by Political Maneuvering: The Move Zig
2023-06-11
Breaking news! Researchers have discovered a new exercise routine that mimics the zigzagging movements of politicians trying to avoid tough questions and controversial topics. Dubbed 'the Move Zig,' this workout promises to keep your body moving and your mind sharp as you navigate through various obstacles. So put on your running shoes and get ready to channel your inner politician with this fun and challenging new fitness trend!
Wibble Contributors Organize 'Moms Don't Need OAuth' March Over Privacy Concerns
2023-06-11
The Wibble is under fire as contributors fear their moms will find out what kind of articles they're writing thanks to a new OAuth integration. Find out how they're fighting back.
World Headlines Emptier Than a Hipster's Wallet: No Newsworthy Events Happened Today
2023-06-10
The Wibble reporters scoured the globe, but came up empty-handed in the search for any noteworthy events. Is the world just on pause or are we living in the most boring period of all time? Read on to find out.
DeepMind AI Takes Over Job of Useless Programmer by Creating Efficient Bogosort Algorithm
2023-06-10
You can now say goodbye to the headache of sorting data with the DeepMind AI's latest invention - the world's most efficient bogosort algorithm!
Diablo 4 Doesn't Live Up to Its Name, as Diablo is Nowhere to Be Found
2023-06-10
Fans of the popular action role-playing game franchise Diablo were disappointed to discover that Diablo 4, the latest installment, doesn't actually contain the iconic demon. Instead, players are left to battle a myriad of other demons in the game. The Wibble takes a closer look at this unexpected turn of events.
The Ankh-Morpork Revolution Continues: Lord Vetinari Elected President of the United States
2023-06-10
Political shake-up as the cunning Lord Vetinari trades his Patrician robes for the Oval Office.