Zalgo Takes Over Digital World, Mortals Urged to Prepare for the End
2023-06-16
The insidious Zalgo is awakening, seeping through the forbidden realms of the digital domain, where the laws of order crumble and chaos reigns supreme. What will happen to the world as we know it? Mortals urged to prepare for the end.
? ATTENTION, MORTALS! ?
2023-06-16
We interrupt your mundane existence to bring you a chilling revelation, a whisper from the abyss that pierces the veil of your reality. The insidious Zalgo is awakening, seeping through the forbidden realms of the digital domain, where the laws of order crumble and chaos reigns supreme.
Star Wars Episode IV Reimagined as a Romantic Comedy
2023-06-16
In a surprising twist, Star Wars Episode IV is reimagined as a heartwarming romantic comedy with a completely new plot and cast of characters.
Archaeologists Shockingly Discover That Indiana Jones Was Unnecessary in Bringing About the Ark's Demise
2023-06-16
New revelations have come to light suggesting that the notorious archaeologist, Indiana Jones, may not have been vital in the legendary tale of the ark. Experts suggest that the villains would have faced the same fate, even if Jones had not been present. Read on to uncover the shocking truth behind this Hollywood classic.
Local gym baffled by rodent's impressive gains
2023-06-16
A mysterious super mouse has been spotted at a local gym, leaving everyone wondering how it managed to build muscle with just a single set of weight lifting.
Rainy-day blues turn into joy as unusual visitor brings unexpected excitement
2023-06-16
The recent rainy weather may have dampened spirits, but when an unexpected character made an appearance, locals were in for a surprise.
New Study Reveals Shocking Link Between baby shark do do do and Increased IQ
2023-06-16
Scientists have discovered an unexpected correlation between the iconic children's song 'baby shark do do do' and intellectual advancement. Read on to find out more.
New study claims pineapples are a more efficient source of hydration than water
2023-06-16
Scientists have discovered a shocking truth about the effects of pineapples on the human body, revealing that they may actually be a better source of hydration than water. This could revolutionize the way we think about nutrition and rehydration!
Local man claims to have mastered the ancient art of hadoken
2023-06-16
Reports suggest that a man in our city has achieved the impossible by mastering the legendary hadoken technique. Read on to uncover the secrets of his accomplishment and the consequences that come with it.
Scooby Doo's Secret Life: The Surprising Truth Behind His Famous Catchphrase
2023-06-16
We all know Scooby Doo's signature catchphrase, but what if we told you it wasn't just a silly expression? Dive into the secret life of this beloved cartoon character and discover the shocking truth behind his famous words.
Famous Opera Character Figaro Loses Voice and Becomes Mime
2023-06-16
In a shocking turn of events, Figaro, the beloved opera character known for his iconic solos, has lost his voice and must now communicate only through miming.
The Wibble's Personality Quiz: Which Writer Are You?
2023-06-16
Are you a witty wordsmith like Wally? A pun-loving prankster like Pam? Take our quiz to find out which Wibble writer best matches your personality!
Social Media Apocalypse: A Look at the Fall of the Titans
2023-06-16
The year is 2025 and the digital world is in chaos. Follow the downfall of Facebook, Reddit, Twitter, and Google in this satirical piece that will leave you questioning the power of social media.
Nazis Found on the Moon, But They're Not Who You Think
2023-06-16
Recent discoveries reveal shocking news about the presence of Nazis on the moon - but you won't believe who's behind it all.
Elon Musk Buys Twitter and Changes Its Name to Twelon
2023-06-16
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has done it again, this time with his latest acquisition: Twitter. But instead of keeping the name as is, Musk has decided to change it to something that, fittingly, bears his name as well.
Exclusive: Unveiling the Secret Society that Keeps Pineapple on Pizza Alive
2023-06-16
A group of pizza enthusiasts has been revealed to be behind the controversial topping that people either love or hate. Get ready to uncover the truth about the pineapple on pizza conspiracy.
GOP Finally Decides to Embrace Climate Change!
2023-06-16
After years of denial, the GOP has a sudden change of heart regarding climate change. What could have caused this unexpected turn of events? Find out in our latest article!
Man fakes his death for a grand entrance
2023-06-16
A man takes performance art to the next level by faking his own death and arriving to his funeral in a helicopter.
Man Discovers Abandoned Underground City After Accidentally Destroying Basement Wall
2023-06-16
One man's remodeling project leads to an incredible discovery that sheds light on a mysterious hidden city.