World's Lightest Sumo Wrestler Claims Unfair Advantage Due to Gravity
2023-07-15
Tiny Tim, acclaimed as the world's lightest sumo wrestler, has demanded tournament officials overturn their decision not to factor gravity into their weight categories.
Oracle Predicts the Unpredictable: Unveils New AI to Predict Shoe Sizes
2023-07-15
Tech giant Oracle shocks the world by launching a revolutionary artificial intelligence which they claim can predict shoe sizes with uncanny accuracy. Stay tuned to delve into the world of technological advancements — one foot at a time.
New Technology Harnesses the Power of the Wind
2023-07-15
Scientists have developed a groundbreaking method to store wind energy that could revolutionize renewable power sources. Find out how this innovative technology is changing the game for renewable energy.
Local Man Discovers New Species of Fruit
2023-07-15
A groundbreaking discovery in the botanical world has been made by a resident of a small town, uncovering a never-before-seen fruit with peculiar characteristics.
Putin Unveils New 'Tourist Agency': The Wagner's Globe-Trotting Adventure Club
2023-07-15
In a revolutionary move to boost Russian tourism, President Vladimir Putin has announced a fresh initiative. This new endeavor involves a gaggle of enthusiastic hobbyists known as Wagner, whose ventures have unwittingly landed them in conflict-ridden landscapes around the world.
Government Launches Operation Plate to Tackle UFO Invasion
2023-07-15
The government unveils a top-secret operation aimed at investigating and countering the mysterious sightings of UFOs in the country.
Research Finds Surprising Uses for Farinha Láctea
2023-07-15
New study uncovers unconventional uses for farinha láctea that will leave you speechless.
Jim Cramer and Tom Lee Set to Take Hollywood by Storm in 'Cocaine Bull'
2023-07-15
Two financial gurus venture into the world of cinema with their thrilling new movie.
Man Mortgages House over TV Remote
2023-07-15
Unexpected household budgeting reaches a new height as suburban resident resorts to extreme measures to switch channels.
Martian Ambassadors Embarrassed By Earth's WiFi Speed
2023-07-14
Extraterrestrial delegates visiting from Mars were reportedly shocked and disappointed after attempting to connect to Earth's broadband internet.
Local Hobbyist Acquires Aperture Science's Flaming Citrus Patent
2023-07-14
In an unexpected twist in the tech industry, a recreational arsonist has recently procured the patents for the highly controversial 'combustible lemons' from renown organization, Aperture Science.
London Commuters Suffer in Sweltering Heat on Bakerloo Line
2023-07-14
Passengers on the Bakerloo line from Harrow to Elephant endure scorching temperatures without air conditioning
Unprecedented Feud: Mallards and Magpies Clash Over Eggs
2023-07-14
A shocking incident took place in the animal kingdom as magpies made a bold move, devouring mallard eggs. The feud between these two species has reached new heights, leaving scientists puzzled.
Brave Wood Pigeon Narrowly Escapes Talons of Majestic Goshawk
2023-07-14
Dramatic encounter between a fearless wood pigeon and a swift goshawk leaves spectators on the edge of their seats.
Local Man Becomes Legendary Poopyhead
2023-07-14
Witness the tale of an ordinary man who vanishes into thin air, leaving behind a trail of poop that perplexes the entire town.
Bird Lovers Unite: Exploring Exotic Recipes Using Invasive House Sparrows
2023-07-14
Discover the surprisingly tasty recipes that turn invasive house sparrows into a culinary delight.
Top 7 Undermining Secret Service Code Names Revealed
2023-07-14
Unveiling the secret code names that Secret Service might not want you to know
Controversy Erupts as Pigeons Become Latest Delicacy on the Grill
2023-07-14
Recent events spark heated debate as pigeons are targeted for hunting and grilling over an open flame. Find out more about the emerging craze and its implications.
Scientific Study Reveals Shocking Truth About XKCDs
2023-07-14
A groundbreaking scientific study uncovers undeniable evidence that there is a limit to the number of XKCD comics that exist and can be created. Prepare to have your preconceptions shattered!
Global Shocker: Uranium Now Officially Renamed as 'Myanium'!
2023-07-14
In a stunning, universe tilting move that's bound to rattle physics classrooms across the globe, the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry have officially renamed Uranium as 'Myanium'. Try to contain your nuclear excitement as we dive into the riveting story behind one of the heaviest decisions in atomic history.