Max Verstappen Claims Racism as Part of his Heritage
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Dutch race car driver Max Verstappen has come forward proudly proclaiming his racism as a part of his cultural background. Fans and sponsors alike are left wondering how this admission will affect his career moving forward. Stay tuned for updates.
New Study Reveals Surprising Intelligence Gap Between Nice White People and N-Word That Shall Not Be Named
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking scientific study, researchers have found that individuals who use racial slurs not only exhibit lower intelligence, but also have significantly smaller brains. The study has caused controversy, with some arguing that it's just common sense.
Exclusive: Study Finds That Pee Pee Poo Poo May Actually Be the Key to World Peace
2023-06-05
Researchers have discovered that the act of saying 'pee pee poo poo' releases endorphins that promote feelings of joy and relaxation. Could this be the secret to ending all conflicts and achieving global harmony? Our investigative team digs deeper.
Researchers shocked to discover that AI-generated text is actually written by a horde of squirrels
2023-06-05
A groundbreaking new study has revealed the shocking truth behind AI-generated text. Contrary to popular belief, the text is not generated by sophisticated algorithms or powerful supercomputers. Instead, it is actually written by a massive network of squirrels, who have been secretly toiling away behind the scenes for years.
Own A Lib Foundation introduces new innovative solution for student loan debt
2023-06-05
Are you a liberal arts major drowning in student loan debt? Own A Lib Foundation has got you covered with their new indentured servitude program. Work off your loans while gaining valuable work experience in fields like coffee brewing and artisanal bread-making. So sign up today and start your journey towards financial freedom... slowly but surely.
Netherrealm Studios Abandons Mortal Kombat, Announces Immortal Friendship Instead
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, Netherrealm Studios has announced that they are abandoning their popular Mortal Kombat franchise and instead focusing on a new game called Immortal Friendship. The game will feature all of the iconic characters from Mortal Kombat, but instead of fighting to the death, they will be engaging in friendly interactions. Fans are skeptical about the new direction, but Netherrealm Studios seems confident that this change will be for the better. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
Max Verstappen: The F1 Wonder Kid with the Mind of a 5-Year-Old
2023-06-05
Experts reveal that Max Verstappen's sole talent is racing, with the rest of his intellect being that of a kindergartner. Has the F1 world been duped by a child prodigy? Find out in our exclusive investigative report on The Wibble.
HBO viewers disappointed to find out new content warning only applies to shows without nudity
2023-06-05
HBO has finally listened to its critics and introduced content warnings for its shows. However, viewers were left disappointed to discover that the warnings only apply to shows that don't contain nudity. We spoke to some avid HBO fans who expressed their frustration at the new policy, and even came up with some alternate warning labels that HBO should consider.
Gibichad replaces Gigachad as new ideal man
2023-06-05
After years of aspiring to have the traits of a Gigachad, society has shifted its focus onto a new standard of masculinity - the Gibichad. Find out what makes a Gibichad and whether or not you qualify to be one in our latest report.
Kilochad Enthusiasts Left Disappointed as World Continues to Not Care
2023-06-05
Despite their best efforts, the dedicated group of kilochad fans have found themselves unable to generate any interest in their beloved pastime. In a world full of more pressing concerns, it seems that nobody has time for kilochads. The group has even tried marketing campaigns and social media stunts, but to no avail. Will the kilochad enthusiasts ever gain the recognition they deserve? Only time will tell.
Nation in uproar as public urination is legalized and private urination outlawed
2023-06-05
The Wibble reports on the latest ridiculous decision made by our government: public urination is no longer a crime, but if you try to relieve yourself in the privacy of your own bathroom, you could be facing hefty fines and even jail time. Interview with a confused citizen who asks, 'But where am I supposed to pee now?'
Max Headroom Incident Reveals Surprising Twist
2023-06-05
After years of speculation, the true details of the infamous Max Headroom Incident have finally been uncovered. But the revelations are not what anyone expected. Read on to discover the bizarre twist in this bizarre saga.
The Ultimate Ranking of Single Digit Numbers by Their Ordinal Value
2023-06-05
Find out which single digit number is truly the best based on their ordinal value. Will it be number one or will a surprising contender take the top spot? Discover the hilarious results of this ranking on The Wibble!
StarCraft Players Protest Lack of Vespene Gas, Threaten to Switch to Fortnite
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, StarCraft players across the world have joined forces to protest the lack of Vespene gas in their games. They claim that without this essential resource, they are unable to build units and compete. Some have even threatened to switch to the much-maligned Fortnite. Blizzard, the makers of StarCraft, has yet to respond to the protests.
Max Headroom Returns to Promote Social Distancing
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, digital media icon Max Headroom has come out of retirement to deliver an important message about social distancing. With his trademark stutter and glitchy presence, Max encourages viewers to keep their distance and stay safe during these uncertain times. Will his message make a difference, or will people just be distracted by his shiny bald head? Only time will tell.
Max Verstappen Revealed as The Stig: Top Gear Cover-Up Exposed!
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that Max Verstappen, Formula One racing driver, was actually The Stig all along. This discovery exposes a cover-up by Top Gear, who falsely led us to believe that The Stig was a mysterious and unknown driver. Fans are left wondering what other lies the show has told us over the years.
The Ultimate Ranking of Single-Digit Numbers by Their Numerical Hierarchy
2023-06-05
In a world where numbers reign supreme, we have taken it upon ourselves to rank the top 10 single-digit numbers based on their numerical hierarchy. From the lowly 1 to the powerful 9, find out where your favorite single-digit number falls on our list. Hint: it's probably not as high as you think.
Haribo's Latest Concoction: Sweet-Slurps
2023-06-05
Haribo has announced their latest venture into the beverage industry with the release of their fizzy and alcoholic drink line called Sweet-Slurps. Get ready to suck on some candy and chase it with a sugary buzz! Who needs a boring old mixed drink when you can have a Sweet-Slurp?
FIA Announces New Racing Series 'Formula Max' Featuring Only Clones of Max Verstappen
2023-06-05
In a shocking move, the FIA has decided to replace Formula 1 with a new racing series called 'Formula Max', featuring only clones of Max Verstappen. The FIA claims that no one else can compete with the Dutch driver, so they decided to clone him for an entire racing series. Stay tuned for more information on this bizarre new venture.
Max Verstappen already crowned 2023 F1 champion after lapping entire grid 50 times in one race
2023-06-05
Max Verstappen has already secured the title of 2023 F1 champion after a single race, where he lapped the entire grid an astounding 50 times. Other drivers have reportedly resigned themselves to fighting for second place for the rest of the season. Is this a sign of Verstappen's dominance or simply a glitch in the Matrix? The Wibble investigates.