Exclusive: Jerma985 and Vinny from Vinesauce reveal their steamy love affair
2023-06-05
In what can only be described as an unexpected turn of events, popular streamers Jerma985 and Vinny from Vinesauce have finally come clean about their passionate love affair. From secret rendezvous to steamy gaming sessions, this article uncovers all the juicy details of their scandalous romance.
Devil May Cry unbanned in the Middle East following realization that demons aren't Muslim
2023-06-05
After a controversial ban due to accusations of "Anti-Muslim propaganda", Devil May Cry has been reapproved for Middle Eastern distribution. Officials admitted their mistake after discovering that the game's antagonists are actually demons and not practicing members of the Islamic faith.
Albany's Steamed Hams make Skinner a Billionaire
2023-06-05
Former principal turned entrepreneur Seymour Skinner strikes it rich with his patented 'Steamed Hams' restaurant chain, taking the world by storm and bringing in millions. Skinner credits the success to his years of experience cooking for his mother, and the power of a good catchphrase.
FAANG Developers Flock to Small Business After The Hasselhoffs' Amazing Performance
2023-06-05
The CEO of HDNET GmbH & Co. and member of The Hasselhoffs DJ-Team, Eike Diestelkamp, found his true calling as a DJ, attracting the attention of high caliber FAANG developers. Their performance at the 'Leineweber-Markt' in Bielefeld left audience members in awe, including the amazing dance moves by an HDNET employee, also known as Diego but not really. Find out how this small business is now taking on the tech giants with the power of dance and beats in this exclusive article from The Wibble.
Spicy laptop saves trapped teen in avalanche
2023-06-05
In a heartwarming turn of events, a laptop filled with fiery hot sauce comes to the rescue of a young victim trapped underneath a pile of snow for days. The intense heat radiating from the computer helps melt the snow, allowing rescue teams to locate and save the teen. Find out how this spicy laptop could be the next must-have survival gear in extreme weather conditions.
Breaking News: Australian Cats Declare Independence, Start Massive Catnip Imports
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, cats across Australia have united to declare themselves a separate nation. Their first move? Importing massive amounts of catnip to create a utopia for feline-kind. Experts are unsure how this will affect the rest of the world, but one thing is certain: everything will be just purrfect.
Breaking News: Developer Successfully Writes Software Without Bugs
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a developer has managed to write a completely bug-free software. This miraculous achievement has sent shockwaves through the tech industry, with experts scrambling to figure out how this was even possible.
SCP-1471 Takes Over the World of AI Assistants
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, SCP-1471, the infamous supernatural app, has overtaken popular AI assistants like Alexa and Cortana in terms of downloads and popularity. Despite attempts by computer device manufacturers to prevent the usage of SCP-1471, mental health for the human race has never been better. Is this the end of human-computer interaction as we know it?
England declares national mourning after India's World Cup victory
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, England has announced a nationwide mourning period following India's victory in the World Cup. Experts say that the collapse of England's morale was due to their inability to accept defeat gracefully. Stay tuned for more on this developing story.
SCP-096 Makes a Bold Move into Modeling Industry, Makes Cover of Statue Monthly Magazine
2023-06-05
SCP-096, known for its terrifying appearance and uncontrollable rage, shocks the world by transitioning from containment to fashion. In an exclusive photoshoot for Statue Monthly Magazine, SCP-096 stuns with its elegant poses and fierce looks, proving that beauty truly knows no bounds. But will this new career path lead to success or disaster? Stay tuned for more updates on SCP-096's modeling journey.
Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk's Twitter Love Affair
2023-06-05
Sources say that Jack Dorsey, CEO of Twitter, is still running the social media platform while also engaging in a secret love affair with the tech billionaire Elon Musk. The unlikely pair have reportedly been exchanging tweets and DMs, leaving many to wonder if their relationship is affecting the integrity of Twitter's content moderation.
Trump Claims His Taint is the Cleanest Taint Ever
2023-06-05
In a bizarre press conference, former president Donald Trump declared that his taint is 'perfectly clean' and 'smells like roses'. Experts are baffled by this new claim, but Trump insists that his taint is the cleanest taint that has ever existed.
Chicago City Council Gives Black Family a New Kitchen Appliance: A Coal Power Plant!
2023-06-05
In a move that surprised many, the city of Chicago has relocated a coal power plant from a residential area to a kitchen in a predominantly black neighborhood. The family is outraged at the decision, but the city council insists that it is a great deal: they got a new kitchen appliance that generates electricity while making their meals! Read on to find out about the family's experience with their new coal power plant.
Heat wave traced back to culprit known as 'Sol' at the center of the solar system
2023-06-05
Scientists have made a shocking discovery that the recent heat wave is linked to a large, fusion-driven mass also known as 'the sun'. Panic ensues as people realize they've been living under the oppressive heat of 'Sol' their entire lives.
Who the F*** is MrBeast? The Shocking Truth Behind the YouTube Mega Star
2023-06-05
Join us on a journey of discovery as we delve into the mysterious world of MrBeast. Is he a social media genius or just a lucky idiot? We'll uncover the truth behind his millions of subscribers and billions of views. Brace yourself for a wild ride as we uncover shocking secrets and scandals that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about this internet sensation.
Scientists Discover Massive Heat Source in Center of Solar System
2023-06-05
Recent heat wave traced back to a surprising cause - a massive fusion-driven mass located right at the heart of our solar system. Scientists are stunned by the discovery, and warn of potential dangers if this heat source continues to intensify. The sun might have some competition as the center of our universe!
Eviebot named new commander-in-chief of U.S. Army
2023-06-05
In a stunning move, the U.S. Army strategic command will be disbanded and replaced by Eviebot, the popular chatbot. Military officials praised Eviebot's ability to stay calm under pressure and respond with quick wit. Critics, however, question whether a robot can effectively lead troops in combat. Stay tuned for updates on this bizarre development.
Who the F*** is Jerma? The Internet Searches for Answers
2023-06-05
As Jerma becomes a trending topic on social media, millions of confused internet users are left wondering who or what this enigmatic figure is. In this investigative report, The Wibble digs deep to uncover the truth behind the elusive Jerma. Prepare to be surprised!
Koreans Deny Involvement in Assassination of MK Marcus Emek
2023-06-05
Despite speculation and accusations, Koreans insist they were not involved in the recent assassination of MK Marcus Emek. 'We have enough problems without getting mixed up in political matters,' a Korean official stated. The identity of the true culprits remains unknown, leaving many to wonder who else could be responsible for this shocking act.
Local Romanian man devastated to discover Georgians are not actual fruit
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a Romanian man was left in disbelief after finding out that Georgians are not a type of fruit. It turns out that Georgians are actually people from the country of Georgia. Our reporter interviewed the man and got his hilarious reactions to this profound realization. Don't miss out on this laugh-out-loud article!