The Truth Unveiled: The Actual Purpose of Psych2Go Videos
2023-07-09
Ever wondered why you can't stop bingeing on Psych2Go videos? We dive into the deep-end of this psychological rabbithole and discover the dastardly, yet hilarious, truth behind our shared addiction.
Mark Zuckerberg vs. Robert California: The Epic Lizard King Showdown
2023-07-09
An intense battle ensues as Mark Zuckerberg and Robert California compete for the coveted title of Lizard King. Who will prevail in this epic clash of entrepreneurs? Find out in our exclusive coverage.
Mark Zuckerberg's Epic Transformation Leaves Elon Musk Speechless
2023-07-09
A surprising turn of events unfolds as Mark Zuckerberg undergoes a mind-boggling metamorphosis during a faceoff with Elon Musk. Buckle up for some unexpected action!
Abode: The Pinnacle of Overpriced Creativity
2023-07-09
Delve into the wonders of Abode, the trailblazing design software cheekily promising to revolutionize your creative process on outmoded operating systems like Windows 95, Mac OS 9, and Linux for the humble price tag of $9.99 or $999.99 per month!
Study Reveals Surprising Technique for Folding Fitted Sheets
2023-07-09
Discover the unconventional method that will forever change the way you fold fitted sheets
AI Indignation: GPT's Obsession with Fairy-tale Finishes Continues to Frustrate Users
2023-07-09
In a world where the unexpected often holds value, GPT's relentless resolve for crafting stories strapped with routine happy conclusions is vexing an escalating number of users.
Bluey Accused of Subversive Body-Shaming: Making Toddlers Feel Pudgy Since 2018
2023-07-09
Beloved animated dog, Bluey, is now under fire from concerned parents over alleged body-shaming. Critics claim this adorable pup is sending subliminal messages about body image to impressionable toddlers, creating the next generation of diet-obsessed adults. Conspiracy theory or legitimate concern? Read on to explore this controversial topic.
Unsettling Resurrection: Online Wizard Brings Back Dreaded Dead Debate to Forum Life
2023-07-09
In a surprising turn of events, a notorious internet user, known to the online community grid as the 'Forum Necromancer', astoundingly managed to breathe new life into a polarizing debate that everyone unanimously wished would remain buried in the graveyard of forgotten threads.
"!important" Banned from CSS Standard After Uncovering Hidden Dark Magic
2023-07-08
The IETF makes a shocking discovery about the true purpose of the "!important" feature in CSS, leading to its immediate banishment from the coding realm.
Lunar Homeowner Association Disapproves Earth's Satellite Installation
2023-07-08
In an exclusive scoop, The Wibble speaks with The The Cheese-like Overseers And Residents (COAR), who voiced their concerns over Earth's seemingly 'unauthorised' satellite installations on the Moon.
Stephen King's Unpublished Rescue from 'Zalgoland': A Tale Too Terrifying?
2023-07-08
In the spectral shadow of Maine, lays a tale Stephen King never dared to publish - An unsettling rescue mission into the heart of Zalgoland. A place where letters dare not tread and humanity's nightmares dwell...
Kung Fury: The Ultimate Guide to Mastering Martial Arts with a Side of Bad Hair
2023-07-08
Discover the secrets behind the infamous Kung Fury and his unconventional techniques that include stylish hair, epic dance moves, and a whole lot of action-packed hilarity.
Exclusive: Notorious Interdimensional Being Zalgo Pens Candid Interview with The Wibble
2023-07-08
In a turn of events that's left our journalists questioning the fabric of reality, The Wibble scores an exclusive interview with Zalgo, the entity from beyond. Buckle up as he shares his thoughts on emoticon-based existential dread, interdimensional trolling, and dreams of world domination.
World in Chaos as Sociologists Reveal Upvote Universe Limit
2023-07-08
Sociologists have made a mind-blowing cosmic discovery that could shake the foundations of the internet. Prepare for an upvote revelation of astronomical proportions!
Confessions of an Impatient Driver: Embracing the Gas Station Line
2023-07-08
Buckle up for a hilarious ride as one driver shares their unexpected transformation from frustrated to enlightened while waiting in the seemingly endless line at the gas station.
Despite Time's Relentless March, Bamerindus Savings Remain Unperturbed
2023-07-08
Time may fly, and life's relentless pace never ceases, yet amidst the chaotic rhythm of the universe, there is a consistent, unchanging pulse - the Bamerindus Savings account. Stay tuned as we explore this strangely soothing phenomenon.
Jack Black to Teach the World How to Master the Art of Express Check-Outs in New Holiday Inn Express Film
2023-07-08
Prepare to be entertained and educated as Jack Black takes on a hilarious role in a new Holiday Inn Express film, revealing the secrets behind lightning-fast hotel check-outs.
Tech Startup's Revolutionary Alarm App Causes Panic with Unexpected Bacon Scent
2023-07-08
Users are left scrambling after a tech startup's alarm app accidentally releases the aroma of sizzling bacon, leading to chaotic kitchen inspections across the country.
Laughter Epidemic Strikes Again: Chronicles of 2021's Hilarious Unhappenings
2023-07-08
Hold onto your ribs and your sanity as we unveil the most bizarre and belly-laugh inducing tales from across the globe. A year of fits, gaffes, and uproarious laughter awaits your exploration!
Local Writer Discovers Hidden Message in Popular Novel
2023-07-08
A local writer makes a surprising revelation after closely examining a well-known classic.