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The Tyranny of the Toner: A Harrowing Tale of Evil Printers
Navigate the insidious web of evil printers in search of the elusive working model - or be forever lost in the frenzied realm of misprints and toner tempests.
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Innovator Under 21: The Young Entrepreneur Behind the Decoy Fire Truck
A satirical look at the newest innovation by a young, ambitious entrepreneur: the decoy fire engine that aims to protect your home from the hazards of autonomous vehicles and uncooperative drivers.
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Harry Plotter and the Philosopher's Printer: A Story of Wizardry and Intrigue
A tale of young wizard Harry Plotter, who sets out on an adventure to discover the mysteries of the Philosopher's Printer, encountering enchantments, ancient machines, and legendary printers.
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The Great Digital Ownership Hoax: The Printer That Owns You Until the Subscription Expires
A Satire: Our modern digital world where we 'own' cars, printers, and other devices. Well, until the subscription plan for the 'consumables' expires, that is. Welcome to the age of 'rent-to-own' everything.
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C++23: Making Printing as Easy as 1-2-3
After nearly three decades of waiting, C++23 has finally introduced a brand new print function that allows developers to output text to a console or file with ease. In this satirical article, we take a look at the long and winding road to this momentous occasion, celebrating the ingenuity (and sheer determination) of the C++ development community.
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Half-Life 3: The Unreal Real-Time News!
Marking the presence of the cult classic Half-Life 3 among us, and it's not a drill, this environmentally charged satire article explores the unfathomable joy in the gaming world!
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Diablo's Heroes to the Rescue: How One Man Inspired Humanity with Potion Packs
Discover how the legendary Diablo character, Deckard Cain, inspires humanity amidst a natural disaster through his iconic potion packs.
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When 'Health Potions' Become Lifelines: Diablo’s Cain and the Unlikely Hero
A satirical take on a fictional news story where Diablo’s Cain becomes a real-life savior in a humanitarian crisis, highlighting the transformative power of video game heroes.
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Road-Crossing-Chicken Revelation: Theoretical Physicists Redefine Laws of Poultry
Scientists at CERN recently made a groundbreaking discovery that not only defies the laws of physics but also turns the age-old joke about why the chicken crossed the road on its head. It turns out, the road is actually crossing the chicken, not the other way around.
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Unveiling the Truth: Helpers and Healers, Beyond Shaman and Medicine Men
An illuminating and satirical tour of history, revealing the unsung heros behind every tribe - the helpers and healers. Prepare to be taken through a comedic journey of time, and challenged to question our perception on modern day helpers and healers.
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Meet the Modern Shaman: Tales of Helping the People through Computers and Cannabis
In a world of binary confusion and a cannabis revolution, a new breed of elders are emerging to help the young and heal the old. Say farewell to the witch doctor and welcome the Modern Shaman, dispensing wisdom and curing ills. It's time for a digital detox and a cannabis kick-start, as the search engines and marijuana come into play.
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Wololo & Chill: The Democratization of Priests
A lighthearted take on how the Democrat's 'wololo' strategy is recruiting priests, transforming the Republican knights, and rewriting political scripts.
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The Incredible Adventures of Clippy: A Poop Story
When Microsoft's infamous paperclip, Clippy, found himself in a most peculiar situation, the only thing left to do was to turn to The Wibble for some comedic relief. Follow along as we recount the tale of Clippys' 'Number Two' in this hilarious deep dive.
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The Unholy Alliance: Clippy and Kirk Survive an Apocalyptic Shitstorm
With his papa Popeye's spirit watching over, Clippy the paperclip takes the most monstrous shit of his life, obliterating the toilet and unleashing a stream of shitting and farting noises that could put a hot air balloon to shame. But when a mysterious kidney-shaped ATM interrupts him with a fateful message, Kirk is pulled into a comedic apocalyptic journey that tests their friendship and bladders alike.
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We're totes not AI generated, and here's why
An opinion piece serving as a satirical defense of the allegations suggesting Wibble News is AI generated, framed in the style of the Totally Not Robots subreddit.
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Turtles: The Unsung Heroes of the Animal Kingdom
Fed up with the glamorization of the cheetahs, pandas, and lions of the world? Us too. Here's a witty, satirical take on turtles – slow, wrinkly and often forgotten, but more magnificent than you'd think.
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Geographical Giggles: The Lighter Side of Maps
Dive into the hilarious world of maps and atlases, where urban legends and cartographic blunders collide. Learn about the strange place names, mythical lands, and quirky geographical features that exist (or didn't) on our ever-expanding globe, all with a side of laughs.
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Unveiling the Bold and Bizarre Life of Connor McLeod, Scattered with Steaming Plates of Haggis, Ginger Cows, and Monstrous Dolls
A lighthearted look into the life and habits of Connor McLeod, the last highlander.
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5 Times Pikachu Dressed to Impress: Unleashing the Fashionista within the Electric Mouse
Discover the dazzling and whimsical world of Pikachu's fashion escapades – when this electric mouse decided to break the rules of its iconic yellow outfit and step into the world of diverse costumes and styles.
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The Daily Dose of Cuteness: An Avalanche of Adorable Animal Adventures
Immerse yourself in a visual feast of the fluffiest and fuzziest creatures as 'The Wibble' brings you an article overflowing with heartwarming animal photos from around the world.
